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Apologies for the slumber. Stuff going on.

We’re back with a brief interlude to rape your merry land of musical joy and bring you back down to earth with The Kayas. They are “the most awesome band to hit British Music since man smashed rocks together and invented rhythm”. The video below is said to be “the group’s first entry into the UK Charts”. It didn’t chart. Apparently “the band have spent years developing their sound” and “their music really is their own with a unique sound” and not like all that horrible pop stuff actually in the charts. “The Kayas breath life into the UK Music Charts in a way that hasn’t been seen since the golden brit-pop days of Oasis and Blur,” the blurb continues… which is interesting, given that they’re not in the charts. It would also appear that they recorded it at Sawmills Studios. Your ignorance on this matter could be excused given it was only mentioned three times in their blurb.

via DiS



Responses to “union jack guitars”

  1. Oh god.

    Ben commented on June 22nd, 2011 at 3:29 pm

  2. Even at only 2 minutes in length they struggled to fill the time.

    iain commented on June 22nd, 2011 at 3:40 pm

  3. I hear they’re a Channel 4 spoof

    Scott commented on June 22nd, 2011 at 3:43 pm

  4. Oh dear God, those lyrics are awful but what’s worse, repetitive. That was a hard 2 minutes to listen to.

    JTM commented on June 22nd, 2011 at 3:58 pm

  5. Does he think that tongue piercing looks good? I guess he must. “now’s the time to bite, now’s the time to fight” – maybe he’s singing about a trip to an oral hygienist?

    Philp commented on June 23rd, 2011 at 12:36 am

  6. Fucking christ, fucking shit, crappy speed boat in a fuckin quarry fuckin crooked teeth pish. what year is it 1994? Hated oasis, pity this fuckin band.

    mickd commented on August 5th, 2011 at 8:01 am

  7. Is the singer Psycho Paul’s little brother?

    Tim L commented on August 15th, 2011 at 7:35 pm

  8. Who are these guys??

    Discos in Kent commented on March 18th, 2012 at 1:40 am


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